It's A Game, You Know

Once upon a time, there was a princess in her castle
She was waiting for her knight.

She waited
     and she waited…
              and she waited.

Then she grew tired of waiting
    and walked out her chamber
           and down her tower
              and out the castle doors

And into the village pub she went
Where she met a wandering minstrel

And he bought her a drink
And she gave him her number.

So the princess went home
To wait for the minstrel’s phone call

She waited
      and she waited…
              and she waited.